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Seven.

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Seve7

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Eight!

Wiggle tail to cause sunshine!

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1 tsp cinnamon
1 tsp sage
3 drops rose oil
1 crushed/powdered red ant
1 pinch thyme
3 tsp water

Mix. Add 1 pinch rosemary on top. Hold above a candle and say \"Seven is. Seven isn't.\" 3 times.
Curse with: Bring a hex upon you.
Bless with: Bring a light upon you.
Leave to dry. Crush into a fine powder.

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The realm of the spirits is controlled by four fources.

Bulla

Disinterest and Free-dumb,
Start again when You are Done.
Endless Circles We will walk,
Create now Silence from talk.

Flass

Embellished You who are,
Take what I have near and far.
Old but Young, All but None,
I bring Us to unite as One.

Praba

Films not watched by a child,
Bedsheets warm, soft, and mild,
Power plants and lava lamps,
Wander here and set up camp.

Zumby

After and Before You came,
Causal tempests said Your Name.
Final Moments in this Plane,
Follow me now down this lane.

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A victim of pop culture practicing half-genius half-wizard half-hedgehog has much to learn from SPONTANEITY. Any cheerful apprentice must ready oneself to drop everything and do somersaults in a 3 A.M. fog.

When the urge strikes, strike back. When the bombshell hits, DUCK.

We can offer nothing more without a membership, for the low, low price of $12.95 a month, or $103.599 per gallon for a year.

Samba Mama laid an egg here.

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You can't win without failing, and you can't fail without pissing off the grand jury.

Corporate insects destroy our planet... --Pulley

TO BE CONTINUED AFTER THE NEXT COMMERCIAL

One must first learn logic before one may un-learn it.
Just kidding.

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