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A poem found at <http://international.ouc.bc.ca/pronunciation/poem01.html>
gives numerous examples of irregular English pronunciation.  The poem has
been rewritten below to make pronunciation obvious.

Ai teik it yoo aaqlredii no
Uv tuf aend baeu aend cauf aend do?
Udhurz mei stumbul but naat yoo
Aun hikup, thuro, slauf and throo.
Wel dun! Aend naeu yoo wish purhaaqps,
Too lurn uv les fumilyur traeps?

Beeweqr uv hurd, ei dredful wurd
Dhaet louks laik beerd aend saeundz laik burd.
Aend ded, its sed laik bed, naat beed-
faur goudnes seik dont kaul it 'deed'!
Waach aeut faur meet aend greit aend thret
(dhei raim widh sweet aend streit aend det).

Ei maath iz naat ei mudh in mudhur,
Naur both in badhur, braath, aur bruthur,
Aend heer iz naat ei maech faur dher

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